The timing of Tom Brady’s retirement from the NFL was discussed on Monday’s late night shows, with CBS’s James Corden remarking on how strange it seems “doubtful, or maybe a little suspicious. Corden: “Tom Brady probably wants to be a Supreme Court justice. Really, this is rather nice.
Brady immediately brought Gronk outside, told him he was free, and stood there wiping a tear from his eye as Gronk sprinted off into the woods after the announcement. To paraphrase from “The Late Late Show,” on CBS on February 2, 2018: “Brady is now in his mid-forties, he’s jobless, and he has no real traditional employment experience, he’s going to fit right in in Florida.
Brady has had a Hall of Fame career “all while snacking on a single nut each day Kimmel: “A quarterback retiring at 44 is the same as the rest of us retiring at 95.
Tom Brady has done a lot for goats, as well as the Patriots, Tampa, and football. Apparently they were the 12th most popular farm animal until they became identified with him. The pressing issue now is what will become of Gronk. Just dump him in the Everglades, I assume? (from “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” ABC, February 2)
When Jimmy Fallon of NBC declared, “Everyone is abandoning their jobs during the epidemic, they meant everybody,” he wasn’t kidding. For his retirement party, Brady only ate one carb, but he put on 40 pounds. Brady will leave with the record for most Super Bowl appearances, wins, and MVPs. Weird as it may sound, he is the Meryl Streep of the NFL “.
In a joke, Trevor Noah of Comedy Central pointed out that Brady has been in “every Super Bowl dating back to 1902.” ‘Other things that require my attention,’ Brady wrote, according to Noah’s account. The prophet Noah remarked, “That’s an odd reason to retire. It sounds like he has responsibilities at home. I’ve enjoyed my time in the NFL, but I’ve got 20 years’ worth of dirty clothes building up, so I’m hanging it up.”
The one thing I respect about Tom Brady is that he kept his scandals on the field,” said Roy Wood Jr. of Comedy Central. Back in the day, there was that whole deflated-ball thing and then the debate over whether or not it was a “Tuck Rule” fumble.
It was the MAGA hat on his locker that most people noticed when they heard, “Oh, we don’t know about Brady!” There were no drug use, possession, or arrests made, and the wife was not slain. His wife is remarkably unkilled.
